Hello my most beautiful and adoring fans! After my mother's brief hiatus, I decided to take the time to post an entry myself to let you know what is really going on in MY household!
Things have been pretty low key around here. Been reading the Kindle while mom isn't watching... that's always good fun. I think next week I might start playing party poker or sign up to Facebook. I have heard mumblings of a little brother or sister... I don't know about that. If the human ones ARE going to bring in another cat, they better make sure it knows who is boss! This is my household! I hope it's not a bratty poofball. I've been talking to my cousin Vincent and he says that his little bro Speedy is just a tad bit unruly. Understatement of the year... this is the cat who is constantly bounding off furniture onto cousin Vinny's back. Not cool. Cousin Vincent was always kind of a pushover though... maybe little Speedy will bulk him up and make him hold his ground!
As for me, I've been spending my time well. The humans don't seem to get that we have Bla bla bla's here... they hide in the closet. What are bla bla bla's you may ask? These are ghosts that only we feline species can see. You know how your humans think you are just staring at nothing at the wall but REALLY you are staring at that annoying foof of a ghost flitting around the ceiling? THAT is a bla bla bla, and I have committed my evenings to the search and destruction of them! It's kind of pointless though, because every time I try to destroy the nest and open all the closets, the humans come out yelling and screaming, like I'm doing something bad! I don't know why I even try and do them any favors... sometimes they are just plain ungrateful. Mom, stop worrying, I'm not going to eat all these nasty chemicals... would you eat them? No. Why the heck would I want to eat them then? I will be going for the tuna in the garbage THANK you very much. You left some vital crumbs in there... how dare you let it go to waste...
Anyways, aside from bla bla bla hunting just been chilling. The white stuff outside seems to almost be gone... which means the little sqwackers are coming back. Those birds are in for some trouble this year... just wait and see...
Well, I best be off. I've got some quality monorailing to do and of course... dinner is just a mere hour away. Take care my fellow felines, and don't take no crap from the humans!
