My fellow fur friends out there, when I say that humans have some crazy habits I mean it! Without a doubt... they come up with some of the strangest ideas I have ever heard of!

So as you know, on a daily basis I have been trying to keep our humble abode safe from the birds. They always seem to always be sneaking up on us. And then the other day I noticed the most absurd thing ever!

My human, as if trying to sabotage all my work, has been feeding the little mongrols! In fact, not only has she been feeding them... but those little fur heads have practically been eating her out of house and home! She already went through a whole huge bag of bird seed and now she is going to buy them more!

What is going on here?! And even more absurd... she has started to form "relationships" with some of the little twirps! She lovingly calls one Chancho... because apparently he eats a lot. That is an understatement... Chancho can barely sit on one of the feeding pegs without falling off.

Yesterday while I was trying to defend our turf once again a whole bird war broke out because Chancho was sitting up there not sharing any of the food with anyone! Crazy! Even I, as a single kitty cat household, know that sharing is caring! Those birds!

I thought maybe the fluff stuff would keep them way... but I was proven wrong by the following evidence.

Anyways, what crazy habits our humans have. I guess I'll just keep up my hard work and hope that my human someday appreciates all the work I put into maintaining this beautiful household!

Kitty out! Meow on!