Sometimes it is hard living with the pawparazzi. They are relentless, even when you are playing the "I'm not paying attention to you" game with them. It is like they think that since you are sleeping you will somehow do something exceedingly interesting. My theory? Obsession. I think the humans really are obsessed with the superiority of our species.

But we all know that no matter what the humans and the pawparazzi will continue to take our pictures. It is important to know the elements of great style or you may end up with a magazine cover like this...

What a horrible angle! It makes me look FAR more voluptuous than I would like to admit to! In order to stave off such embarrassing moments... I would like to present you with some advice for dealing with the pawparazzi.

1) Even if you are trying to act aloof it is good to check if they are still taking pictures of you every once in awhile. Even when invoking the art of "ignoring" it is important to try and put your best attributes forward! This one is accentuating my beautiful curves!

2) Try not to get caught off guard. You would be amazed at the gossip that the pawparazzi can come up with using a mis-timed picture!

For example, this picture could be mistaken for anger when really the flash was too bright.

This one could be used to accuse you of having over-napping syndrome when really the truth of the matter is that the pawparazzi caught you in the midst of your daily snooze!

3) Make sure to always know your emotions and to have your "looks" sorted out. I suggest a mirror to practice.

I hope these suggestions help you to deal with the pawparazzi. They can be ruthless sometimes... but give 'em a good picture and you become a star!

Happy Monday everyone! Meow on!