Good morning everybody! How are you today? I am EXHAUSTED! Saint Patrick's Day was totally great and TOTALLY energy draining!

After I pranced around the house in my shirt... which I pretended to hate but secretely really liked... I decided it was time to enjoy the spring time weather!

The human opened the porch door so I could smell the outside. It's funny... for some reason once that barrier between me and the birds was open... they didn't seem to come around anymore. It is like they knew.

I waited for them...

And waited for them...

And waited for them....

But they were no shows. Lame.

A kitty can only wait around so long. I mean, we've got stuff to do, you know?! Darn birds... always bugging us when we don't want them around and then ignoring us when we do. Yet another reason that those birds should be on my list.

Anyways, in other EXCITING news... it seems one of the humans has taken up an interesting project...

Feast your eyes on this fellow cat friends... a whole garden of goodness!

Don't be fooled, dear friends. That is not just dirt you see in front of you... but a much more glorious and beautiful sight. That there is high quality, home grown catnip! The humans think I haven't noticed it... but I have. I am not the biggest fan of catnip... but I figure I can make some good investments off this stuff. Trade it... and perhaps get some wet food or milk products out of it. The opportunities are ENDLESS. MEOWHahahaha!

Anyways, that is about all that is going on at the moment. I will keep you updated on my supply of catnip. ;) The humans need never know that I am aware of it's glorious existence!

Until later, Meow On my friends! It is naptime for me!