Dearest anipals,

You would not believe what happened yesterday! It is actually quite embarrassing!

You see... yesterday the boy human started complaining about my litter box. He was saying it smelled bad. Far be it for him to clean it! He always turns to mom for that!

Now let me just say anipals that I am a very clean girl! It isn't my fault that the humans let it get stinky! Do they think I like it any better when I have to skirt around the litter box trying to find a clean spot? I don't think so! Imagine if they couldn't flush the toilet after they did their business... I don't think they'd be too happy!

So anyways, mom starts super cleaning the box and asks the boy human for help. She was trying to dump the whole thing out and needed someone to hold the garbage bag. To my utter dismay and embarrassment he starts hacking and gagging like he is going to cough up his own hair ball! It was ridiculous! It's just a little litter! Not something to be barfed over! And he almost did! Awful.

Really, you would think he'd have a little more respect. And if he really hates the smell maybe he should quit feeding me stuff that doesn't digest so well!

Anyways, I am happy to report that the litter box is clean and up to princess standards.

I shan't be looking to the boy human for any help any time soon though... he seems to be too squeamish for a little litter box duty... *cough* whimp *cough*.

Much love anipals! Meow on! And don't let the humans get you down!