Those humans... how could they...

Anipals... they LEFT me this weekend! Can you believe that?! They went "camping". Pshaw... I will never understand a humans need to place themselves willingly out in the elements for no apparent reason. Us former strays know better! Being indoors is far better!

It's okay though... I think the humans learned their lesson. First of all it stormed ALL Friday night... it was pretty scary. I had to hold down the fort all by myself...

But those CRAZY humans were outside in a tent! What loonies... I'm glad they didn't make me go... although I think they should have just stayed home. How could they leave me?

Anyways... while they were away I perfected the art of the "guilt look". Anipals... this look will come in quite handy when the humans are doing or did something you don't approve of. I thought I would share some of my poses in case you thought they might be useful to you next time your human steps out of line!

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Make it really serious...

I find that if you droop your eyes a bit like so... you get an even better reaction!

Once you perfect it you can even add in the full on guilt-act!

Check it out...

Don't I look pathetic? I'm really fine... but you want to make the humans feel bad! There is a direct correlation between the success of a guilt look and the amount of kibble in your bowl! Do some really good acting and you might even guilt them into giving you HUMAN food! Oh the possibilities...

Well anipals... I got to go work on mom so that she doesn't forget her mistake. Don't be afraid to use the guilt look... it will cause your life to be fruitful and lovely!

Until later anipals!

Love, purrs, and nosetaps,